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The YELLOWSTONE Finale Was 10 Times Worse Than Hitler. OK, That Was Hyperbole: 5 Times Worse.
SUBSTACK LIVE: TAYLOR LORENZ VS BEN DREYFUSS
We Should Have Handled It Better But We Did Need To Take The Land From The Indians
"Gladiator II" Faced A Much Bigger Problem Than Maximus Being Dead
Overthinking Movies: The Blueberry Muffin Scene In Casino
I Am A Liberal. This Liberal On CNN Is Why People Hate Us.
The thing about elections is that sometimes you lose them
Conservatives Say Democrats Would Treat Any Republican The Way They Treat Trump. That's Absurd.
How Kamala Can Seal The Deal And Win The Election
Feedback request: how did you spend election night 2016?
Donald Trump says Arnold Palmer had a giant penis—but did he?
October 7th Was Bad, And So Are The American Leftists Who Celebrated It
My Former Boss Is Going Viral For A Bad Tweet. Is This A Blessing?
Sometimes Adults Should Order Off The Children's Menu
Kamala Won The Debate. But Did She "Bait" Trump? An Examination Of The Key Moment.
I spent 3 hours playing a puzzle game for "ages 4+"—and got progressively worse at it.
According to a new poll, Americans think our best days are ahead. I've been saying that!
Democrats Want One Thing From Kamala: Victory
Millennials Are Right About Obama (He Is Great)
Australian Breakdancer Raygun Has Regrets
The Ancients Went Up Hills To Explore The Unknown. Now Everything Has Been Found So We Blog.
Just a cute little anecdote about being young and stupid in Los Angeles
An Incredibly Long Post About Kamala's First Week At The Top Of The Ticket
I've admired Joe Biden since day 1. In stepping aside, he just showed why.
BREAKING: Joe Biden ends reelection campaign
If Biden Won't Step Aside, Here's a Long-Shot Strategy for Him to Actually Win
Joe BIden Showed He Doesn't Need To Resign. He Didn't Show He Should Run For Reelection.
Let Us Discuss The Crazy People Attacking The Media For (Belatedly) Covering Biden's Age
Episode 1: The Flight 93 Convention (with Harry Dreyfuss)
A story my dad told me about Ronald Reagan
Biden Should Step Aside—and Democrats Should Act Like Adults
Meet The Dapper Young Morons Who Should Stop Calling Themselves Reporters
Donald Trump Was Convicted. What Does It Mean? Good Question. I'll Tell You What It Means.
My Dad Is In The News. The Fake News Tabloids Are Lying About My Reaction.
If you truly want Democrats to win, don't listen to people who cry about the media
"You depressed about the news, Eddie?"
A humorous little anecdote from my childhood no one should get upset about
I know why Gen Z doesn't much care for Israel at all, no sir
The NYPD Didn't Beat The Columbia Protesters. So, The Left Just Lied And Said They Did.
Kidney Function Is Apparently Like The Tide: It Comes And It Goes
These Kids At Columbia? They're Bad. How Bad? Almost 6,000 Words Bad.
Nuclear War: A Thing That Would Be Bad
A short little dialogue with myself about dentistry
Let's do it. Let's ban TikTok.
The Film INDEPENDENCE DAY Contains A Dishonest Lie
Bruce Willis Is Great. Here Is A Funny Story About Bruce Willis.
Wow, You Guys Really Like Posts Making Fun Of The West Wing. OK, Here's Another One.
Demi Moore Is Great. Here Is A Funny Story About Demi Moore.
JOB LISTING: EDITORIAL ASSISTANT
The New York Times Has A Slack Emoji Problem
A Letter To Wil Wheaton About Elmo
Democrats Need To Take A Pill And Calm Down
Trump Can Delay His Trial. But Can He Delay It Enough?
Help! I Suspect I Know Why My Wife Has Been Acting Like A Lunatic In Public, But She Won't Admit It
A lot of people don't like you. Don't have a nervous breakdown or anything. That's life.
i don't have an answer here, i'm just curious what you think