Let's do it. Let's ban TikTok.

We're young, free, and alive—in the West! We can live how we please!

Dall-E’s response to a prompt asking for an image of a cellphone with TikTok on it that has just been banished from a castle flying the American flag.

TikTok is, in the words of many great thinkers, bad.

I must acknowledge before we begin that it is entirely possible that there is a bit of a moral panic around TikTok right now. The jump from TikTok is a …