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If you think Jon Stewart should run for president, you should go to a mental asylum
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The problem with New York Mag's story about the teenager who was canceled
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Please, Dear God, Stop Crying About Will Smith.
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Question and Answer Advice Hotline!!!
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Harry Potter is not suddenly "cringe." You've just gone crazy.
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