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9/11 Is Finally Allowed To Drink Legally

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Ben Dreyfuss
Sep 11, 2022
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My sister and I at the Venetian in Las Vegas on my 21st birthday.

Dear cats & kittens,

When you turn 21 tradition dictates that you go to Las Vegas, drink legally, and lose money at blackjack. This prepares you for adulthood. No longer are you a child. You stop being a subplot in your parents’ lives and become the star of your own film. Your film might be…

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