To People Who Cried About Me Hunting Someone With A Paintball Gun...
This is an open letter to everyone but my subscribers,
You’re fucking stupid.
(My subscribers are not stupid. They are smart and sexy people.)
Let me tell you about how stupid you are. Let me regale you with the tale of a twee…
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