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To People Who Cried About Me Hunting Someone With A Paintball Gun...

Ben Dreyfuss
Aug 1, 2022
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To People Who Cried About Me Hunting Someone With A Paintball Gun...

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This is an open letter to everyone but my subscribers,

You’re fucking stupid.

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