Archive - Movies/TV of Calm Down

Today Is Bruce Willis' 70th Birthday. Here Is A Funny Story About Bruce Willis.

Happy birthday to Bruce Willis :)

Mar 19 •

December 2024

The YELLOWSTONE Finale Was 10 Times Worse Than Hitler. OK, That Was Hyperbole: 5 Times Worse.

I've been mad for a week.

Dec 23, 2024 •

November 2024

March 2024

The Film INDEPENDENCE DAY Contains A Dishonest Lie

But is it the filmmakers' fault?

Mar 24, 2024 •

Bruce Willis Is Great. Here Is A Funny Story About Bruce Willis.

Well, it's sort of about him.

Mar 20, 2024 •

Wow, You Guys Really Like Posts Making Fun Of The West Wing. OK, Here's Another One.

Well, some of it is about the West Wing.

Mar 19, 2024 •

Demi Moore Is Great. Here Is A Funny Story About Demi Moore.

The first entry in a new series about nice celebrities.

Mar 17, 2024 •

The West Wing Is The Dumbest Show In The Entire World. Here Are 5,000 Words About One Classic Episode.

Read to the bottom for a fun chance to win $100.

Mar 17, 2024 •

December 2023

The Best Action Films Of All Time, According To Someone Who Isn't Stupid

(But who also probably isn't as open to foreign films as they could be.)

Dec 11, 2023 •

October 2023

Who Killed The Hooker In The Godfather Part II? An Investigation.

Detective Ben is on the case.

Oct 27, 2023 •

September 2023

I Watched 10 Episodes Of Undercover Boss And Now I Am A Communist

OK, maybe that's a bit much, but I'm definitely not going to eat at Boston Market.

Sep 6, 2023 •

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