Every 9/11 Conspiracy Theory Is Stupid—Except For This One I Just Came Up With

Disclaimer: The difference between me and Ron Johnson is that I'm just kidding.

The stupidest people in the world are 9/11 truthers. They’ve had twenty-four years to come up with a theory for why the U.S. government would have orchestrated 9/11, and they still haven’t produced one that makes sense.

The classic version is that George W. Bush wanted to go to war in the Middle East. But if that were true, he could’ve just… gone to war …