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My mom was dating Jack Nicholson. This is a funny thing that happened during that time.
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My mom was dating Jack Nicholson. This is a funny thing that happened during that time.

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Ben Dreyfuss
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It’s the early 1980s and my mom is dating Jack Nicholson. She’s at Jack’s house and they’re talking and some piece of furniture falls over and makes a really loud sound. BANG! And a few minutes later a couple men in suits burst through the door with guns.

They were the Secret Service.

“What are you doing here,” Jack Nicholson demanded.

They were there prot…

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