My mom was dating Jack Nicholson. This is a funny thing that happened during that time.
It’s the early 1980s and my mom is dating Jack Nicholson. She’s at Jack’s house and they’re talking and some piece of furniture falls over and makes a really loud sound. BANG! And a few minutes later a couple men in suits burst through the door with guns.
They were the Secret Service.
“What are you doing here,” Jack Nicholson demanded.
They were there prot…
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