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RE: Easter, I Know Eggs Are Expensive, But So Is Going To Hell

6 egg-centric recipes for people who really do love Jesus.

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Ben Dreyfuss
Apr 18, 2025
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Today is Good Friday, the day when we mourn the death of a nice young Jewish man who was viciously murdered by naughty Romans for the crime of having long hair and falling in love with a prostitute. Or was he? Like so many other European initiati…

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