DON'T BE: The Psychopath In This Story. DO BE: My Friend :)

I'm going to be at a bar on tuesday (6/2) in DC. You're invited.

This is a stock photo. I don’t know any of these people. Photo by Helena Lopes on Unsplash

So I get on this plane today and my assigned seat is a window seat in the second to last row and it’s all full, so I waited until the last second to be the final person to board the plane just in case there was a better unfilled seat. I’m walking down the aisle che…