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The story of Jeff, Bill, & Gary, who went into the hills, then came back, & told us about it

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The story of Jeff, Bill, & Gary, who went into the hills, then came back, & told us about it

Well, Gary was probably just a liar.

Ben Dreyfuss
Jul 16, 2023
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