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Romanian Cops Did Not Find Andrew Tate Because Of His Greta Thunberg Video
This is a lesson in media failure and misinformation.
Ben Dreyfuss
Dec 30, 2022
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A Sunday Story About Having One Eye
Your parents describe your birth as the happiest moment of their lives, followed immediately by the saddest. Your mother holds you and is smiling and…
Ben Dreyfuss
Dec 13, 2020
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Everyone who is mad about this Chris Pratt thing has brain worms
A rant
Ben Dreyfuss
Nov 5, 2021
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Everyone who is mad about this Chris Pratt thing has brain worms
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A personal note about my Substack...
(I'm rebranding it.)
Ben Dreyfuss
Sep 8, 2022
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It's Somehow Been 6 Years Since I Cracked Up And Went To A Mental Institution
Time flies when you're heavily medicated!
Ben Dreyfuss
Sep 24, 2022
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The world is not filled with monsters. It's filled with normal, flawed human beings.
Don't be the person who demands to know who has and hasn't suffered.
Ben Dreyfuss
Jun 9, 2021
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If you think Jon Stewart should run for president, you should go to a mental asylum
Not a nice one, either! A really bad one!
Ben Dreyfuss
Jul 8, 2022
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I was on the Shitty Media Men list. A few years later, my new small town found out about it.
I’m taking out the trash and this adorable dog runs up to me. I start playing with it and this man I’ve never met runs after to collect his pet. We talk…
Ben Dreyfuss
Mar 18, 2022
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I was on the Shitty Media Men list. A few years later, my new small town found out about it.
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Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock Is Hilarious. Please Stop Treating It Like 9/11.
Not everything has to be serious.
Ben Dreyfuss
Mar 28, 2022
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Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock Is Hilarious. Please Stop Treating It Like 9/11.
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A Nosy Mother Who Thinks Her Daughter Is A Racist Asked Slate For Advice. The Advice Slate Gave Was Terrible.
This is long.
Ben Dreyfuss
Sep 24, 2022
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A Nosy Mother Who Thinks Her Daughter Is A Racist Asked Slate For Advice. The Advice Slate Gave Was Terrible.
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3 Idiot Fathers Asked An Advice Columnist 3 Idiot Questions. Here Are My Very Good Answers.
Condoms! Adultery! Car-seats! Oh my!
Ben Dreyfuss
Aug 27, 2022
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3 Idiot Fathers Asked An Advice Columnist 3 Idiot Questions. Here Are My Very Good Answers.
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Elon Musk Said He Wanted To Make Twitter Trustworthy. He Then Instantly Stepped On His Own Dick.
Whoops.
Ben Dreyfuss
Nov 7, 2022
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Elon Musk Said He Wanted To Make Twitter Trustworthy. He Then Instantly Stepped On His Own Dick.
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