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A substack about our internet politics nightmare.
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It's Somehow Been 6 Years Since I Cracked Up And Went To A Mental Institution
Time flies when you're heavily medicated!
Sep 24
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A Nosy Mother Who Thinks Her Daughter Is A Racist Asked Slate For Advice. The Advice Slate Gave Was Terrible.
This is long.
Sep 24
62
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Help! My Friend May Have Slept With A Married Man! Should I Chop Off Her Hands Myself?
Knock knock. Who is there? Advice and we have a warrant so open the door and don't get cute.
Oct 1
30
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Don't tell my sister but I am very proud of her
It would go to her head if she found out.
Sep 17
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A Sunday Story About Having One Eye
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Everyone who is mad about this Chris Pratt thing has brain worms
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The world is not filled with monsters. It's filled with normal, flawed human beings.
89
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I was on the Shitty Media Men list. A few years later, my new small town found out about it.
38
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A Nosy Mother Who Thinks Her Daughter Is A Racist Asked Slate For Advice. The Advice Slate Gave Was Terrible.
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It's Somehow Been 6 Years Since I Cracked Up And Went To A Mental Institution
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Two People Asked The New York Times For Relationship Advice. I Have Honest Answers For Both.
Love is hard.
Sep 14
37
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9/11 Is Finally Allowed To Drink Legally
My sister and I at the Venetian in Las Vegas on my 21st birthday. Dear cats & kittens, When you turn 21 tradition dictates that you go to Las Vegas…
Sep 11
15
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The Queen, She Is Dead
Charles seems sort of less cool, right?
Sep 9
39
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A personal note about my Substack...
(I'm rebranding it.)
Sep 8
125
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Should You Force Your Daughter To Be Friends With An Unpopular Kid In Her Grade?
Calm down.
Sep 7
23
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Do You Have To Let Your Coworker Have Sex With Your Husband?
And other questions for which I have answers...
Sep 5
30
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An Orphan Has A Question For The New York Times. I Have An Answer.
Consider your movie.
Sep 2
51
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If You Prick A "Nepotism Baby," Does It Not Bleed?
My friend Alex Abad-Santos has a post up at Vox about “nepotism babies,” which are exactly what they sound like. As I am someone who is accused…
Aug 31
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A Sunday Story About Having One Eye
60
4
Everyone who is mad about this Chris Pratt thing has brain worms
72
6
The world is not filled with monsters. It's filled with normal, flawed human beings.
89
15
I was on the Shitty Media Men list. A few years later, my new small town found out about it.
38
9
A Nosy Mother Who Thinks Her Daughter Is A Racist Asked Slate For Advice. The Advice Slate Gave Was Terrible.
62
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It's Somehow Been 6 Years Since I Cracked Up And Went To A Mental Institution
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